Sorry I’ve been absent from the internet world. I made the Great September 1st migration from one part of the city to another. Please send me submissions!
I’m having a difficult time deciding on an avatar! What should it be?
Every day I have to walk through Faneuil Hall to get to work and everyday I am frustrated and annoyed. Can’t you people just walk!? I really don’t care if you want to stop and look at the shops that are in every mall ever in America or the street performers that aren’t impressive at all. Don’t you understand that all Faneuil Hall is is an outdoor shopping mall with a food court on steroids?! Do NOT stop in the middle of the walk way to look at a map. Do NOT stop dead in the middle of the walk way to take a picture of yourself infront of the the building that says “Quincy Market”. Okay, sorry I ruined your leisure walk through “historic” Faneuil Hall by pretty much pushing you out of the way, but I’m sorry, I’m on my way to work and YOU are making me late. MOVE.
Us Bostonians know what it’s like to be stopped dead in our tracks with the question, “excuse me, where’s fenway park?” or “excuse me, how do you get to Faneuil Hall?”. This blog is dedicated to our year round annoyances of tourists.
**Disclaimer: this blog is purely entertainment fun. Sorry we’re rude but we were named the meanest city in the country. Deal with it.